Name That Runner….
Kris has been complaining that TwoMotivate isn’t dropping nicknames like it used to. ”Where oh where Halo are all the nicknames?” They are alive. They are well. Let’s review. You can carry your fast shoes to the breakfast oval and say good morning all you want to T Rex aka Tuna Cakes, but Kuhl’n Down, don’t call T1 T2 without getting a few elevated eyebrows. The beat may follow J Wow, but the boys, Torrific, Porsche, and Joe follow Hot Legs. Uh-0h, you could have saved 15%.
99 never comes to the morning oval, but KD could use him. K Blast was spotted running along the shoreline. Perhaps the 6’5″ Blast will pound the oval again this summer? Benny and Nigel’s guess is as good as mine. That one was for the birds. No wait, they are birds. Remember? Of course not. The completely lunatic seagulls that make fun of me while I workout? They are utterly nuts.
Everyone and his puppy knows Brizzle. Da Brizzler. Briz. If he sticks to the trails, he best check himself. Or George can just identify the varietal. C-Baby will never kiss a snake or D-Mac’s ass no matter how short the shorts go. Get broken? See Rusagi or Magic Mike. Get beat? Probably was Shark or Rippy. However, Rippy will in a few years time become Master Ho. No? Oh yes. Master Ho will stick. Rippy was Sticky, but front running removes the adhesive.
Back to T1- Timenator- Slim. Back to T2- uh, T2.
Chubs? He’s around, I think, but he isn’t going to bother me. I paid him off.
Want to earn a nickname? Better get going! Also better start working that Resistance! That’s right, more reasons to love Santa Barbara Running Strong strength class. I am making you smarter!
Ah-Ha! And don’t you just feel smarter?
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You’re Tenacious D in my book
If I could get the local crew to get into nicknames, then call me “da machine”.
There was a time where I would show up to every event either via running/jogging or biking. Some people would ask how can I do that much? I’d shrug my shoulders and say I don’t know. A buddy who understood it more would put it better and just say, “he’s a machine.” Hence, I accept the nickname “Machine”, if I ever needed one…. Not quite like chubs or porsche, but we can’t all be glamorous-someone has to take out the trash
Sold Danny- you da machine! I like it!!!
Now that FB has billions they need to get around to branding the whole web with like buttons…. I reallly need a like button now
Debbie calls me superman, feel free to do the same
– she didn’t know my real name for a long time.
Superman! Does that mean Jill gets to be Louis Lane? That’s a great track name. Miss Lane.